Ah Lian: Woi ah beng!
Ah Beng: Woi ah lian! Ho boh?
Ah Lian: Horr… Ei ah beng, I ask u ah, wat is noob?
Ah Beng: Wai u suddenly ask wan?
Ah Lian: Neh mai boyflen lo he alwiz play that triplekill game wat wat tota ah?
Ah Beng: Oh tota issit?
Ah Lian: Si lorr… He alwiz play play play then scold scold scold noob this noob that..
Ah Beng: U noe yo boyflen wat nickname onot?
Ah Lian: Haiya that ah beng his nickname sure is dragonZZ la.. He very love dragonZZ wan… He wear shirt oso muz got dragonZZ picture oni he wears wan… I ting his kalatai got dragonZZ tettooo tim ah… Si beh yeeeng leh? *grin grin*
Ah Beng: Wah yo boyflen reli veli ah beng worr… But if u say his nickname is dragonZZ i ting i got play wit him before lorr… He noob la he.. still got face call pipel noob.. he noobest la
Ah Lian: Haiya how i noe he noob onot, just tell me wat noob mean la si lan jiao…
Ah Beng: ok la u si ah, when u go oder wantan mee la, aunti cook kuei teow mee for u la, then u scold aunti noob lorr… or when u it bakutteh, u tell uncle ke beng, he come ke teng, then u scold uncle noob lorr… or when yo flen ask u wait for him then he pang pui kee, then u scold him noob lorr… hiao tia boh?
Ah Lian: But in tota no wantanmee or bakkuteh then wai my lao gong alwiz scold noob leh??
Ah Beng: Haiya u noob larr… that wan is reality example. in tota use different mah…
Ah Lian: i dono mah u teach me lorr…
Ah Beng: in tota, noob is, when all come mid to gb, the noob will damm gaya go cheong alone. kena stun oredi he still wan to use his fleshbang to chow. but where got sohai play lidat wan? u noe pipel coming u still cheong arr!! kena stun mean kenot move la noob. kenot move mean kenot pull out fleshbang la. MCBKNNCCB niamaCCB wai u so sohai go chiong u fucking noob fucking sohaiMCB fucking uuu….
Ah Lian: Ei ah beng, i tot tat fleshbang is in cs not in tota wan?
Ah Beng: Ei ya horr… soli ah.. i mix up..
Ah Lian: Noob la luu…
Lets all rejoice in ah beng culturez.
Ah Beng jokes from http://www.ahbeng.com
Ah Beng sees doctor
Ah Beng injured both his ears, so he goes to the doctor.
Doctor asks, “What happened to both of your ears? ”
Ah Beng, “When I was ironing my shirt hor. . . my stupid hand phone rang leh! Instead of picking
up the hand phone, I picked up the iron and struck on my left ear!”
Doctor, “Oh Dear, poor boy . . . but how about your right ear? ”
Ah Beng, ” Whao liao! my stupid friend call me again!!! ”
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