Get more of these guys to herald your flag with patriotism. They might just be stupid enough to do it.
It is supposedly just another random day in the calendar but this random day, sufficient to say, marks the birth of two fellas who taught me a lot about life.
Malaysia and Mr. Kenneth Yee.
Malaysia has undeniably provided me with more than I asked for. Shelter, food, clothing, intellectual & physical development just to name a few. I thank you and am immensely grateful for that. I also thank you for teaching me about how hostile and cruel this world can be and let’s not forget about the lesson where you demonstrated how dimwits could actually run a country. We are all sincerely thankful and when I grow up, I’m going to write a book entitled “Running a country & playing government for DUMMIES” to commemorate this particular good deed of yours. And you still had the balls to ask why is nobody in the mood to fuckin’ celebrate your birthday. Pfftt….
Mr. Kenneth Yee. We’ve been through a lot haven’t we? From puberty to comparing the proximity of our respective leg hair, yeah, we’ve been through a whole lot did we? Still remember how we used to buy birthday presents for each other. I still remember that the first birthday present I got from you was a Kamus Dewan. haha… Those were the days man. Those were the days… I wish you a very happy birthday buddy. Happy turning a non-teen Mr. Twenty.
One of my favorite quotes is one by black rapper Nelly: “Some things in life you take for granted, until they gone, you realize you didn’t even had em’ for real.”
So explains how I feel now. Thanks buddy for the wonderful memories. =)
P.S: The last line is not meant for you, Malaysia. Don’t so perasan can or not?
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